I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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