Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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