do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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