I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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