Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
