I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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