yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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