I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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