I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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