I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
