just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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