yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The adults are the big ones right?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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