We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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