it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
