rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
A+ Viking dick
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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