I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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