Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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