I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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