Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she pinky promised me she was 18
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
All I want is dick and wine.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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