so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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