just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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