He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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