How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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