I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Yo dont text me then not text me
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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