She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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