i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
BRING THE BAGELS
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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