so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Randomize
