Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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