You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
