LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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