this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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