Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
