Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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