Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
