If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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