garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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