a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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