oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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