I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
