I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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