I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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