Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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