the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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