I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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