I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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