is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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