well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
