i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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