Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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