is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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