You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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