Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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