hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Randomize