yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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