i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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