I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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