is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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