I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just invented taco cereal.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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