I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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